The weather: gloriously sunny and gloriously cold.
The scenery: gloriously spectacular.
The lunch stop: the glorious Botley Hill Farmhouse
The route: http://www.strava.com/activities/95840110
Check out the steepness of the hills on the Elevations section. Some were 12% and I was cycling so slowly near the top that my Garmin thought I'd stopped and auto-paused the timer. I need to find the non-sarcastic setting on this facetious piece of GPShit. Ignore the downhill bit that is -30%, I pressed the wrong button and the damn thing did a hissy fit.
The Garmin version: http://connect.garmin.com/activity/404901785
The partners in crime: Tony, Alan, Andy, Robert and Richard.
The incriminating evidence: